A Joke a Day

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Frau mit Hund und Einkaufstasche (gesehen in Heringsdorf/Usedom)

Gut gehalten!? :-)

Zum Wochenende möchte ich mal wieder einen netten Witz aus dem Kalender "A Joke a Day" zum Besten geben. Es geht dieses Mal um die Vokabel "a rocking chair": A woman walked up to a little old man sitting in a rocking chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?" "Well, I smoke at least sixty cigarettes a day," he started, "I also drink a crate of beer a day, eat fatty foods, and never exercise." "That's amazing," the...

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A Joke a Day: Der kleine Bruder

Über den gestrigen Witz in meinem Abreißkalender "A Joke a Day" musste ich herzlich lachen: Teacher: Why are you so quiet? Pupil: I'm sad. Ages ago Mummy said I was going to have a baby brother. Teacher: Well, that's good news, isn't it? Pupil: I thought so but the other day Mummy came up to me and showed me her big fat belly. She told me to put my hand on it and that if I did I would be able to feel my baby brother in her tummy. Teacher: What's so sad about that? Pupil: I think Mummy has eaten...

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